Sheesh, would someone shut him up?

I am not a fan of ValleyWag's Nick Douglas to begin with and this recent post, in which he rips publicists while simultaneously kissing selective practitioners' asses--how do you do both at once? Quite a feat!--makes me wish someone would grind his face into a pile of dung. I am particularly sensitive, true. But what kind of publicist pitches his/her clients to ValleyWag anyway? Desperate ones, to be sure.